Mikrogeophagus Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Was checking out my usual spots in Austin when I stumbled upon this goblin artifact. I believe it may be some type of drinking vessel dating back to the early goblin period, but I'm not 100% on that ID. Don't try to tell me it's something else I will not be convinced otherwise. I know what I found and my friend (he's half gnome) confirmed that it is indeed goblin in nature. You can tell by the way it is, etc. As I picked it up, I heard something running behind me so I sprint back to the car. Managed to get some Taco Bell before it closed and I have been enjoying holding this thing since. Artifact in question: Thoughts? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norki Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) You should probably fill it with Baja Blast to test its potability, only way to know for sure (source: I am an amateur goblinologist). Edited April 1, 2022 by Norki 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FossilDAWG Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Goblin bedpan. Hope you didn't drink out of it! Don 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Some places should never double as a photo studio. 2 4 The human mind has the ability to believe anything is true. - JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Purely decorative, not functional. Moreover, this is clearly of Orc craftsmanship during the brief period of Higher Orcism when it was considered culturally de rigueur at the time to emulate Goblinesque aesthetics. 1 ...How to Philosophize with a Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikrogeophagus Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Kane said: Purely decorative, not functional. Moreover, this is clearly of Orc manufacture during the brief period of Higher Orcism when it was considered culturally de rigueur at the time to emulate Goblinesque aesthetics. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyvaldez7.jv Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 The toilet paper in a stall! I'm dying...that's funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diginupbones Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, johnnyvaldez7.jv said: The toilet paper in a stall! I'm dying...that's funny. apparently no magazines were available! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Rico Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) Sometimes you just got to wait for a convenient moment before posting , Edited April 1, 2022 by Bobby Rico 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lousde Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, EPIKLULSXDDDDD said: As I picked it up, I heard something running behind me so I sprint back to the car. According the pesence of that the goblinish toilet paper, i rather think you sprint back to the toilets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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