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Signs That You May, In Fact, Be Obsessed With Fossils


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You get in trouble at work for being on the fossil forum.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius

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You stop in the middle of Walmart because you saw a small black triangularly shaped piece of trash on the floor that you though might have been a shark tooth ;)

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you decide to encrypt your master site list before your password list

you find by far the best whatever you have ever found but can only shake your head because its not flawless

---Wie Wasser schleift den Stein, wir steigen und fallen---

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- When you travel you leave room in your suitcase in case there are fossils you will need to bring back.

I figured I'd just mail them back..... until I saw Fed-Ex Guy chuck that monitor over the fence.....

Context is critical.

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you decide to encrypt your master site list before your password list

My master list is in my head, but then that's usually encrypted when I try to remember which road to turn.....

Context is critical.

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You spot a newly started forest fire on your way home from work, so you stop to help people protect there homes. And happen to have a shovel in the trunk of your Honda,[who doesn't? :rolleyes: ] ..you make it to the back of the house, to toss dirt on the fire and make a fire line, getting wet from the helicopters dropping buckets of water. And all your thinking is, I didn't expect this type of geology, at this height above the river. All the wile you don't here a state trooper, who has been yelling at you, to get out of there.

Not as dangers as sounds, but true.

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When you meet your normal friends they ask what fossil-related story you have for them to get it out of the way right up front.

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your friends back away, apprehensive looks in their eyes when you try to hand them a rock or fossil - you realize staying in a relationship means always having someone who will HAVE to look...

"Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the operation of your sun; so is your crocodile." Lepidus

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When people comment on how obsessed you are with the rock thing, just ask them why they are so obsessed with fishing, golf, hunting, or whatever it is they do. Then ask them to explain how that is different from hunting for fossils. :)

Context is critical.

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The inlaws are coming over for dinner at 5:30 and you come in at 6 o'clock with mud on your collar!

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

Charles Darwin

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The inlaws are coming over for dinner at 5:30 and you come in at 6 o'clock with mud on your collar!

The inlaws are comming over and you leave to go fossil hunting.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius

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That last one doesn't sound so obsessive - I think lots of people would rather hunt fossils that visit with the inlaws!

Mine: When you can't stop buying them on ebay even though you know it's wrong and you can't afford it anyway... shake%20head.gif

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That last one doesn't sound so obsessive - I think lots of people would rather hunt fossils that visit with the inlaws!

Mine: When you can't stop buying them on ebay even though you know it's wrong and you can't afford it anyway... shake%20head.gif

Guilty as charged. Lock me up and throw away the keys.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." - Confucius

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When your wife walks over to say good morning, and instead says, "Oh, your looking at your fossil porno again."

Or, your kids complain that all you ever do is hunt for fossils (I sure wish that was true!)

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You are a fossil addict :Bananasaur: if: You have fossil rocks in the living room and along the staircase, in the basement, in the bathroom, on the front porch , along the driveway, on the patio deck... and the family is threatening to change the locks and not give you the key..... :wacko:

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You are a fossil addict :Bananasaur: if: You have fossil rocks in the living room and along the staircase, in the basement, in the bathroom, on the front porch , along the driveway, on the patio deck... and the family is threatening to change the locks and not give you the key..... :wacko:

Hmmmm... locked out where there are more fossils to find! :Bananasaur:

Steve

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  • 2 weeks later...

Heres another one - Your house has so many fossils and boulders that metamorphism begins to occur

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Or when your wife complained about your sedentary lifestyle, and you thought she said 'sedimentary'.

Context is critical.

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You are a fossil addict :Bananasaur: if: You have fossil rocks in the living room and along the staircase, in the basement, in the bathroom, on the front porch , along the driveway, on the patio deck...

I've got everything but the staircase...good idea! ;):zzzzscratchchin:

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I've got everything but the staircase...good idea! ;):zzzzscratchchin:

Yes I got them on the stair case also :) .... the good ones near the top of the stairs while the lesser fossils towards the basement stairs.... I have got rocks every where....

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The first aisle you hit at the grocery is the container aisle to

see if anything is 'fossil worthy'.. FYI, they have those containers

now with the dial at the top to let a little air in..

Welcome to the forum!

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