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Dinosaur Meat For Sale In Australia? Weird News In Portugese


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I ran it through Google Translate, just out of curiosity. (I know nothing about Portugese, so I'm afraid I couldn't do anything about the resulting mangled syntax, sadly.)

In Sydney, Australia, police are investigating a supermarket meat dinosaur put on the shelf to be sold. To the police inspector, the case is a mystery: "If there is no dinosaur, there should be no meat to sell him," said the policeman.

Meanwhile, police working with two lines of reasoning: the meat in question is fake or that dinosaurs still live there and some entrepreneurs are marketing their meat secretly.

The owner of the supermarket would not reveal how he got the meat. Testifying in Australian police said the businessman who managed the meat with film director Steven Spielberg, but police did not fall in this release.

Either way, it looks affordable. I want one. :P

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It relates to a promotion for something called "VitaFresh" technology used in Bosch's new range of freezers. There's a video here:

http://io9.com/55751...saur-leg-please

Personally, I found the meat a bit of an acquired taste. Tasted a bit like stale unicorn.

Edited by painshill

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Personally, I found the meat a bit of an acquired taste. Tasted a bit like stale unicorn.

That's just because you haven't had it cooked right. You should teast it the way my Mom cooks it. :P

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Young dinosaurs are much more tender, they get tough and gamey as they get older. :D

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  • 1 year later...
This news was published in Brazil, for a humor site, G17.

This website creates fake news. The website is called G17, in allusion to G1 (largest news portal in Brazil that belongs

Globo Organizations - TV, Radio and Newspapers).


www.g17.com.br (humor site with fake news.)



News site of Globo Organizations: http://g1.globo.com/

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Should try it served with a few brachiopods in a lemon, butter and stigmaria sauce!

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Should try it served with a few brachiopods in a lemon, butter and stigmaria sauce!

A note to any one who might actually try: brachiopods are completely inedible.post-423-0-07793200-1394235834.jpg

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