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DPS Ammonite Regular Member

DPS Ammonite

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I see that members are asking to bring back TFF t shirts: link. I thought that we might come up with a TFF motto or a slogan for the t shirt. I'm sure that this half serious post will spiral out of control. Which is your favorite? Can you come up with other good ideas?

 

We place fossils on pedestals.

In fossils we trust. 

We "dig" fossils.

We live our lives in the past so that fossils can live in the present.

Where fossils come to life.

We ID fossils so that you don't have to.

Paleontology on steroids.

Ignorance is our enemy.

Where ignorance goes extinct.

From here to the Precambrian.

We brake for ammonites. (Have an ammonite/s, tentacles extended, walking across the road.)

We brake for rock outcrops/ roadcuts.

From Archaeopteryx to Zuniceratops.

We never met a fossil that we didn't like.

End pareidolia now!

Where pareidolia comes to die.

Where fossils are ID'ed.

Where fossickers lick fossils.

The only good fossil is a dead fossil.

Because a fossil is a terrible thing to waste.

We use our minds, because a fossil is a terrible thing to waste.

Bring back the good old times; live life like it is the Late Cretaceous.

We lick coprolites for science.

 

 

 

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My goal is to leave no stone or fossil unturned.   

See my Arizona Paleontology Guide    link  The best single resource for Arizona paleontology anywhere.       

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"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man creates Paleontologists"


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"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs."

- Dr. Ian Malcolm

 

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Kane Regular Member

Kane

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Staff versions : 

 

1. Please provide clearer pictures, location information, and something to indicate scale

2. We do not provide appraisals of fossils

3. 3.95 mb limit per post

4. Suggestively shaped rock

 

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...How to Philosophize with a Hammer

 

 

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Troodon Regular Member

Troodon

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Like the previous T-shirt why do you a slogan....just picture and TFF .   Otherwise to much clutter.  Simpler the better

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Bone guy

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make sure it's dead before you touch it

never bring your dog on a coprolite hunt

 

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Miocene_Mason Regular Member

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Before you ask, it’s a concretion not an egg.

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“...whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been and are being evolved.” ~ Charles Darwin

Happy hunting,

Mason

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DPS Ammonite Regular Member

DPS Ammonite

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"Dammit pareidolia, we are paleontologists not psychiatrists."

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My goal is to leave no stone or fossil unturned.   

See my Arizona Paleontology Guide    link  The best single resource for Arizona paleontology anywhere.       

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41 minutes ago, Kane said:

3.95 mb limit per post

:ighappy:

“...whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been and are being evolved.” ~ Charles Darwin

Happy hunting,

Mason

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It. Is. NOT. An. Egg. 

 

 

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Walt Regular Member

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The Fossil Forum 

We speak Micropachycephalosaurus

 

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Everything is generated through your own will power ~ Ray Bradbury
 

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Got Fossils?
wwwthefossilforum.com
 

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"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about." - Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant

“Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.” - Thomas Henry Huxley

>Paleontology is an evolving science.

>May your wonders never cease!

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caldigger Regular Member

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This is my signature phrase:

 

       I don't suffer Necrophilia, 

       I just love old dead things!

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Peat Burns Regular Member

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6 hours ago, DPS Ammonite said:

We brake for rock outcrops/ roadcuts.

I love this one. 

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Peat Burns Regular Member

Peat Burns

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6 hours ago, Kane said:

Staff versions : 

 

1. Please provide clearer pictures, location information, and something to indicate scale

2. We do not provide appraisals of fossils

3. 3.95 mb limit per post

4. Suggestively shaped rock

 

:P 

Bahahahahaha!

 

Or where the excitement over a concretion comes to die.

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Peat Burns Regular Member

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5 hours ago, DPS Ammonite said:

"Dammit pareidolia, we are paleontologists not psychiatrists."

Love the DeForest Kelly tribute.:)

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Miocene_Mason Regular Member

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“The Fossil Forum: 4.5 billion years in the making”

 

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“...whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been and are being evolved.” ~ Charles Darwin

Happy hunting,

Mason

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DPS Ammonite Regular Member

DPS Ammonite

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We resurrect fossils; no new religions created!

My goal is to leave no stone or fossil unturned.   

See my Arizona Paleontology Guide    link  The best single resource for Arizona paleontology anywhere.       

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caldigger Regular Member

caldigger

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17 minutes ago, DPS Ammonite said:

We resurrect fossils; no new religions created!

Wait a minute!!!  I thought fossil hunting was a religion.

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DPS Ammonite

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34 minutes ago, caldigger said:

Wait a minute!!!  I thought fossil hunting was a religion.

Yes, as long as you are looking for Flying Spaghetti Monster fossils.

My goal is to leave no stone or fossil unturned.   

See my Arizona Paleontology Guide    link  The best single resource for Arizona paleontology anywhere.       

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