There once was a man from Buffalo
He wasn't satisfied with Mid Devonian, he wanted Low
He dreamed of Euryptids,
that he could call his,
He'd better go to a fossil show
thank you fossil forum
i didn't know what my fossils were when I saw em
i brought home concretions
with interesting features
now i dont have to bring home any moreofum
there once was a state called Florida,
filled with Shark Teeth, but now no more are there
a million buckets sifted
and shifted and lifted
now Floridas just a memoria
said a haughty trilobite
"dont you Brachiopods wish you might
go to sleep, and then be
a trilobite just like me"
they chorused "of course you are right!"
More, more, more!!!
we have Limericks in store!!!
not purchasing any?
my suggestion sir, theny,
allow me to show you the door...
Less, less, less,
this asynchronous stuff is a mess
i cannot peruse your Limerick store
as I would like quite a bit less not more
the dischordance is making me deaf
there once was a boy named Thomas
free fossils were what he was promised
he waited and hoped
for the end of this post
to find out if the offer was honest...
He went out to wait for the mail
would his fossil boat never set sail?
how many more verses?
(please mind your curses)
must he follow this thread to prevail?
The post office's answer was vague
his uneasiness quite unaussaged
he brought out a light
and waited all night
bereft, he ferverently prayed
He woke up with dew in his eyes
and necks cramps enormous in size
the post box was mocking
in only his stockings
he kicked it and ran back inside!
"I can no longer put up with this
On my trip I'll apply to the Swiss
I"ll live over there
with fossils less rare
in your promise you've been quite remiss!"