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It's been a rough week.

Today takes the cake. I need some happy in my life.

Does anyone have some Paleontology / fossil related jokes to share?

I could use a pick me up!

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Why do people like fossils?

They leave a good impression.

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"Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another."
-Romans 14:19

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EUREKA---I've found the missing link !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Morroccan dealer GUARANTEED my friend it was authentic

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@Jesuslover340 omg, I wonder what the museum would do if I went through and put giant googly eyes on all the displays!

 

@PRK I have not seen that one, so it must be SUPER rare !!! I hope your friend picked it up right away!!

 

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Not a fossil joke, but....

 

Who is the most abused woman in the world?

 

Mother Lode, everybody wants to hit Her.j

 

Tony  PS Hope things improve soon!!

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Darwin said: " Man sprang from monkeys."

Will Rogers said: " Some of them didn't spring far enough."

 

My Fossil collection - My Mineral collection

My favorite thread on TFF.

 

 

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In memoriam of all the Ammonites, goniatites, Orthoceras,...

many Cephalopods got extinct in the arms race...

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growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

 

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5 minutes ago, doushantuo said:

:hearty-laugh:

come on Doushantuo , I know you can find us some nice ones to :P

growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

 

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    Tim    -  VETERAN SHALE SPLITTER

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Dinosaur Jokes.

Don't blame me - you asked for them. :P 

    Tim    -  VETERAN SHALE SPLITTER

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On 12/20/2016 at 1:14 AM, PRK said:

EUREKA---I've found the missing link !!!!!!!!!!!!The Morroccan dealer GUARANTEED my friend it was authentic

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I like how the ribs come right out of the skull. A master sculptor must have worked this one. 

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Too much making fun of dinosaurs!  They had feelings too.

 

Here's a few images of a scary dino from Nova Scotia.  The Bay of Fundy with the highest tides in the world  AND the site where the earliest dinosaurs are found.  Eldon George was a great guy  who first found the dino remains and the most accomplished rockhound I have ever met. He had a rock and fossil shop. I was fortunate to spend a few chilly evenings gatherered around the wood stove mesmerized by his stories.

 

Hope these images dont give you nightmares!

 

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On 12/20/2016 at 2:04 PM, PRK said:
On 12/20/2016 at 1:14 AM, PRK said:

EUREKA---I've found the missing link !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Morroccan dealer GUARANTEED my friend it was authentic

Not only bought it, and excitedly showed me. I was rolling on the floor. He disgustedly gave it to me

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:default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl: :default_rofl:

 

You should show it in my post, "bad and good copies".

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"On ne voit bien que par le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

"We only well see with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes."

 

In memory of Doren

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16 hours ago, Ludwigia said:

How about a few Christmas critters? Introducing the Hamburger Bryozoan Chamber Choir singing "Santa Claus is coming to town".

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Nice !:dinothumb:

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"On ne voit bien que par le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

"We only well see with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes."

 

In memory of Doren

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On 12/20/2016 at 3:38 AM, Kevin H. said:

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What about the rocking-chairs ?

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"On ne voit bien que par le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

"We only well see with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes."

 

In memory of Doren

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In french, the nose is translated "nez", phonetically it sounds like what you hear when you speak of :

George Clown hey

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"On ne voit bien que par le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

"We only well see with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes."

 

In memory of Doren

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