JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Right guys, we need two big trucks and several strong guys. I'm planning a burglary. There are two properties in Montana owned by the same guy. He likes crabs but has stacks of other really high quality fossils. I want the massive dino vert and all the teeth and a few of the ammonites. Who's in with me? John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldigger Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I'm in if you promise to get your daughter a fresh piece of cinnamon toast. That one is getting pretty stale by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I'll ply the owner with whiskey. But I get his trilobites. ...How to Philosophize with a Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 24 minutes ago, caldigger said: I'm in if you promise to get your daughter a fresh piece of cinnamon toast. That one is getting pretty stale by now. Hahaha John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldigger Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Much better! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 She's in disguise. Just in case the Montana cops are about.... John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldigger Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I suppose if we all wore that disguise, the authorities would never suspect us and pass on by. Will she be driving the truck? We still need to establish our safe meeting place after the caper to divvy up the fossil booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 Yeah, we'll get her to drive, she's pretty good on her scooter and bike. We'll need a few black cotton bags with 'swag' written on them to put the loot in. Hmmm, not thought about a place to divvy up. South America somewhere? John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 59 minutes ago, Kane said: I'll ply the owner with whiskey. But I get his trilobites. You'll ply the organiser with whiskey or you're not allowed to come! John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FossilDudeCO Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I'm in! I'll bring a barrel of bourbon and a truck. Its gonna cost you all the fishes though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, FossilDudeCO said: I'm in! I'll bring a barrel of bourbon and a truck. Its gonna cost you all the fishes though! Fine by me. You ok with an upside down fish John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Hi, I don't run very fast but I can run for a long time. Can I be useful for you ? Coco ---------------------- OUTIL POUR MESURER VOS FOSSILES : ici Ma bibliothèque PDF 1 (Poissons et sélaciens récents & fossiles) : ici Ma bibliothèque PDF 2 (Animaux vivants - sans poissons ni sélaciens) : ici Mâchoires sélaciennes récentes : ici Hétérodontiques et sélaciens : ici Oeufs sélaciens récents : ici Otolithes de poissons récents ! ici Un Greg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerogrower Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I'm in, after he refused to adopt me, I now have an axe to grind. I'll keep the camp fire burning and him preoccupied with the bourbon. I call dibs on the lobsters and an ammonite since I don't have either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 16 hours ago, Coco said: Hi, I don't run very fast but I can run for a long time. Can I be useful for you ? Coco If the cops turn up you're behind me. If I run outa puff you're putting me on your back whip you like a jockey! John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I have a decoy to keep him occupied. 3 ...How to Philosophize with a Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 13 hours ago, aerogrower said: I'm in, after he refused to adopt me, I now have an axe to grind. I'll keep the camp fire burning and him preoccupied with the bourbon. I call dibs on the lobsters and an ammonite since I don't have either. No problems to join. When I get my cube of course.... 1 John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Kane said: I have a decoy to keep him occupied. Haha, so cool. He'll never notice the difference. Stick some plaster around it. Keep him occupied prepping it 1 John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJB Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Why dont you guys just show up on a saturday and we can all sit around the fire and shoot the bull with some wiskey and i will make steaks and my famous baked taters for dinner for everyone. That will put me to sleep and then you all can get to work. The dogs may even help and there will be no worries about the cops. RB 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerogrower Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I'm in. That sounds a lot better than breaking and entering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBrewer Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 We've been rumbled! It could be a trap guys. They'll be agents everywhere! John Map of UK fossil sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldigger Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Heck, I'm in just for the steak and taters. Blast it, now I'm hungry! We'll have to see what else is in the shed...looks like a lot of stuff is being called for already. If it used to walk, I'll take dibs on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FossilDudeCO Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Ooo steak, taters, and bourbon..... PLUS we get to start a fire and look at fossils? This must be a ruse...but well worth the risk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifbrindacier Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I'm in with you because i love steak and taters and i want his crabs. But i also come incognito. Do you think he'll recognize me ? 1 "On ne voit bien que par le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry) "We only well see with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes." In memory of Doren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ptychodus04 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I just about wet myself laughing so hard at this thread!!! 2 Regards, Kris Global Paleo Services, LLC https://globalpaleoservices.com http://instagram.com/globalpaleoservices http://instagram.com/kris.howe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJB Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I figured out this morning that you folks dont have to worrie about me gettin in your way. You have to worrie about my youngest son. Seems like everytime he comes over now, he leaves with some fossils. In a few years there will be nothing left. RB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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