Auspex Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why don't they let dinosaurs drive cars? Too many Tyranosaurus wrecks! "There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about." - Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant “Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.” - Thomas Henry Huxley >Paleontology is an evolving science. >May your wonders never cease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why don't they let dinosaurs drive cars?Too many Tyranosaurus wrecks! Womp womp waaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharktoothguy11222 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I got a few Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? A: Because it was an early bird! What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep? ? A: Stegosnorus! What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ? A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us) Q: What did the dinosaur say when he stubed his toe? A: "It's dino-sore!" Q: What do dinosaurs use to cut down trees? A: Dinosaws Tha tighin fodham, fodham, fodham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bmorefossil Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 lol some were pretty good but this one is from Jurassic Park lol! What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ? A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Woolly Mammoth and Ice Age Jokes. Q: Why did the Great Woolly Mammoth cross the road? A: Because they didn't have chickens in the Ice Age. Q: What time is it when a Great Woolly Mammoth sits on your igloo? A: Time to build another igloo. Q: What is huge, shaggy, has 16 feet and sounds terrible. A: A Mammoth barbershop quartet. Q: What's huge and shaggy with tusks and horns? A: The Woolly Mammoth Marching Band! Q: What would you give to a Mammoth that is having an anxiety attack? A: Trunkquilizers! Q: What is shaggy, has a wand, huge wings, flies at night, and gives money to Woolly Mammoths? A: The tusk fairy! Q: What do you call a Squallhoot under a Great Woolly Mammoth? A: Flat! Q: Why do Mammoths sometimes walk on two feet? A: To give Squallhoots a chance. Q: What happened to the Mammoth that swallowed the Guiding Orb? A: It roared with de-light! Q: Why did the Woolly Mammoth swallow the Guiding Orb? A: It wanted some light refreshment. Q: What kind of vehicle is big, has shaggy upholstery and a trunk that won't open? A: A Mammoth-mobile. Q: What weighs 4 tons and has 16 wheels? A: A Mammoth on roller skates! Q: Why do Woolly Mammoths have trunks? A: Because they'd look pretty silly with glove compartments. Q: What's another reason Mammoths have trunks? A: Because they'd also look silly carrying suitcases! Q: What do Great Woolly Mammoths wear when they go swimming? A: Their trunks. Q: Why couldn't the two Great Woolly Mammoths go swimming? A: Because between the two of them - there was just one pair of trunks! Q: Why were the Mammoths thrown out of the swimming pool? A: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up! From our ARCTIC LIBRARY... 1. Great Woolly Mammoth - Preserved for 23,000 years in the frozen wastes of Siberia. 2. Great Woolly Mammoth - Their remains left behind so much ivory that a trade in mammoth tusks began. Q: What has four legs and a trunk? A: Wrong! Not a Woolly Mammoth! Two Throps going on a holiday! Q: What do you do when a Great Woolly Mammoth sneezes? A: Dive for the snow and DIG IN! Q: What has 5 legs, 3 ears, 2 trunks and 3 tusks? A: A Great Woolly Mammoth with spare parts. Q: How do you know when a Mammoth is under your bed? A: Your nose gets cold because it's squished against the top of your igloo. Q: How do you run over a Mammoth? A: Climb up its tail, run to its head, and slide down its trunk. Q: What do you get if you cross a Woolly Mammoth and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over the ice! Q: What's the difference between a cookie and a Mammoth? A: Try dunking a Mammoth in your milk - THEN you'll know! Q: What's the difference between an injured Mammoth and bad weather? A: One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! Q: What is the best way to get a wild Woolly Mammoth? A: Get a tame one - and then really annoy it by telling it Mammoth jokes. Q: How do you write a report on a Great Woolly Mammoth? A: First, you get a really big ladder... Woolly Mammoth Washing Instructions DO NOT WASH IN HOT WATER Q: What did the Mammoth say when the Squallhoot grabbed its tail? A: "That's the end of me!" Q: What do you get when you cross a jaguar with a Woolly Mammoth? A: A fancy car with shaggy upholstery and a big trunk! Q: What is HUGE, has tusks, a long woolly coat, and is made of concrete? A: I don't know. Q: A Great Woolly Mammoth! A: What about the concrete? Q: We just threw that in to make the riddle hard! Q: What's got a trunk, ivory, and four legs? A: An old piano in a tree! (Fooled ya! You were gonna say "a Great Woolly Mammoth", weren't you?) Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mammoth! Mammoth who? Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther! Jokes found HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bmorefossil Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 does anyone have a complex one, one that would make you think, im really wanting a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest solius symbiosus Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Coprolite research takes an unexpected turn. From NOVA Geoblog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmytee Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 so a T-Rex walks into a club... and the anklyosaurus says "sorry" ^i made this one up Q: What comes after extinction? A: y-tinction, of course! Q: What comes after Y-tinction? A: Z-end! http://www.juliantrubin.com/dinosaurjokes.html I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~ E. B. White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auspex Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 >Knock knock! >Who's there? >Interrupting Cave Bear. >Interrupting Cave B<ROAR!> "There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about." - Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant “Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.” - Thomas Henry Huxley >Paleontology is an evolving science. >May your wonders never cease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommabetts Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 No offense but I think everyone should keep their day job!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 No offense but I think everyone should keep their day job!!!!!!! You're just jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bmorefossil Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 No offense but I think everyone should keep their day job!!!!!!! haha that is funny, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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